Sarah Palin Email Leak Spur Jokes

I was just on Gawker and the comments regarding Sarah Palin's Y! Mail leak are pretty hilarious, so I compiled them:

Internet: bridge to nowhere

Their in-home network = Alaskan Pipeline.

Their computer crash was the Exxon Valdez oil spill

Oregon Trail game = the Palin's driveway

MP3: the seal's mating call

Spyware = Siberian who got lost somewhere outside of Nome.

Antivirus software = rifle

Heated igloo=computer lab

Computer mouse = actual walrus

Keyboard = eskimo's ribcage.

Mouse=a real Arctic mouse

Power cord = Aleutian Island chain

Computer screensaver: aurora borealis

Printer = Aleut calligrapher

Cursor = Blinking Eskimo

Hard drive = small chamber deep in the base of Mt. McKinley

Seriously, who uses Yahoo of all things for work email? Some serious obstruction of justice questions are being raised...